Valentine’s Day is a feast, symbol of love celebrated on 14th of February, there are so many youngsters propose their crush and some of them accept the proposal but many funny incidents happen when girls reject the proposals. So you can wish your friend in funny ways, read these Valentines Day 2018 Jokes and Funny SMS and forward them.
VALENTINES DAY 2018 JOKES AND FUNNY SMS
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th
My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he took time out to order me flowers for Valentine’s Day. While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of him. His note read: “Roses are red, violets are blue. If I weren’t thinking of you, I’d probably be through.”
Valentine’s Day Special:
‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where,
‘I love’ – is constant and
‘you’ – is a variable!…
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Happy Valentine’s Day, my Sweetheart!
Valentine Hindi Special:
Boy: I Love You, Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…………..KAT m reh apni!
Kiss on hand: I adore you; Kiss on cheek: Let’s be friends; Kiss on neck: I want you; Kiss on lips: I love you; Kiss anywhere else: Let’s not get carried away! Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere…
Through all the changes in my life,
your love has remained constant and unconditional.
Though at time you may have questioned,
worried or wondered…
you never stopped loving me.
On this day of love I want you to know how very much that means.
You who have loved me first, and love me best
thank you for all the love you have shared.
Thank you very much Happy Valentine’s Day
A Good Wife Is One of Those Who…
Serves Her Husband Life From The Critical Situations..
Just Like That Savitri..
In The Morning Like A Mother Does
Loves Him In The Day
Like A Sister Does
And Please Him Or Her
Like A Prostitute In The Night
Wish You Happy Valentine’s Day 2018…
Jim: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
John: I have no idea about… What?
Jim: I find you very attractive
What is Love..?
Love the 7th sense that destroys all the six senses and makes the person believe non-sense.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Guy: What’s you age.?
Girl: We girls don’t reveal our age to boys
Guy: okay… Whats your email id???