Kiss Day 2017 English and Hindi Jokes

On kiss Day or Valentine’s Day, many youngsters propose to their crush or friends for a sweet kiss but most of guys failed to get. So these are many funny incidents happened, you can forward these Kiss Day 2017 English and Hindi Jokes for just fun and wish all your friends and acquaintances Great Valentine Week 2017.

KISS DAY 2017 ENGLISH AND HINDI JOKES

A Passionate Kiss Uses up 6.4 Calories per Minute…
& During a Kiss, As Many As 278 Colonies of Bacteria Are Exchanged

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Boy while kissing his girlfriend
Boy- Thank you my baby for chewing gum
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love, I’m suffering from cough!

Girl: Is dress ki kya price hai
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Sweetest kiss on the forehead
Loveliest kiss on cheeks
most romantic kiss on the lips
and the hottest kiss?? On d bike’s silencer!

don’t kiss a lady police
she will say hand up
don’t kiss a lady doctor
she will say next please
always kiss a lady teacher
she will say repeat it 10 times

You are Sweet than Honey.
Pure than Milk
Soft than Flower
Since I Have You as My Lover, Come To Me Near,
I’ll Kiss Your Lips Without Fear.
You’ll Say, having you Is Treasure & Be with Me For Ever

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike…Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips
what is first thing? Don’t know?
Really?
First thing is Kiss
just give me please

Aurat: Doctor Saheb mere hontho pe infection ho gya
Doctor: kiss kitni bar krti ho..?
Aurat: sal m ek bar
Doctor: are pagli infection nhi junk lag gya tere hontho pe

Height of Embarrassment

Man Sitting With His Wife In Bar on Kiss Day
another Lady Comes to his Wife,
Says Paise Pehle Le Lena Ye Aadmi Bad m Lafda Karta Hai

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